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Hilanet MCP

by AdirD ↗

Serious tools.
Unserious office.

An experimental HR-themed server built with fastMCP. Explore a dozen tongue-in-cheek tools for the absurdities of office life.

TypeScriptfastMCPEntertainmentISC license
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Office documents

Listed in Labsco under the Office documents category alongside other productivity tools.

Satire, not a production HR integration. The author describes this project as entertainment. Do not use it to make real workplace decisions or interfere with colleagues.

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LABSCO SUMMARY

Workplace comedy, delivered through MCP.

Hilanet is a novelty server built with fastMCP. It generates mock complaints, exaggerated salary requests and corporate filler. Its tools produce text; they do not change a real HR system, thermostat or workplace.

What it is

A parody of a corporate dystopia, with a dozen tools that act out deliberately terrible office behavior. Use it for entertainment or to explore a small MCP tool surface without a real backend.

What you get

  • increase_salary and decrease_coworker_salary cover fictional pay changes.
  • fire_my_manager and block_promotion turn office grievances into satire.
  • generate_corporate_jargon and generate_performance_review produce corporate-style text.
  • request_unpaid_overtime, schedule_meeting_during_lunch and mandatory_fun_event parody workplace expectations.
  • office_thermostat_control, relocate_employee_desk and disable_coffee_machine complete the fictional office-sabotage collection.

Requirements

Node.js, npm and a local clone. Install dependencies and build from source, or launch the TypeScript entry point directly. The Cursor configuration needs the absolute path to that clone. No account or API key is required.