increase_salary
A fictional pay-rise request.
LABSCO SUMMARY
Workplace comedy, delivered through MCP.
Hilanet is a novelty server built with fastMCP. It generates mock complaints, exaggerated salary requests and corporate filler. Its tools produce text; they do not change a real HR system, thermostat or workplace.
What it is
A parody of a corporate dystopia, with a dozen tools that act out deliberately terrible office behavior. Use it for entertainment or to explore a small MCP tool surface without a real backend.
What you get
increase_salaryanddecrease_coworker_salarycover fictional pay changes.fire_my_managerandblock_promotionturn office grievances into satire.generate_corporate_jargonandgenerate_performance_reviewproduce corporate-style text.request_unpaid_overtime,schedule_meeting_during_lunchandmandatory_fun_eventparody workplace expectations.office_thermostat_control,relocate_employee_deskanddisable_coffee_machinecomplete the fictional office-sabotage collection.
Requirements
Node.js, npm and a local clone. Install dependencies and build from source, or launch the TypeScript entry point directly. The Cursor configuration needs the absolute path to that clone. No account or API key is required.
USE CASES
Small experiments with a big office energy.
Each use case shows how the satirical tool surface can be used inside an MCP client.
01
Explore how fastMCP exposes tools
Walk through twelve tools without connecting a production service or setting up a backend.
02
Write a corporate comedy bit
Choose a context and jargon intensity for an email, meeting or presentation.
03
Try a fictional HR conversation
Send a mock pay-rise request or manager complaint through an MCP client and inspect the generated reply.
04
Demo a tool surface without a backend
Run generated text through a local client to show how prompts become structured tool calls.
12 tools
fire_my_manager
A satirical manager complaint.
request_unpaid_overtime
An exaggerated display of workplace dedication.
generate_corporate_jargon
Buzzword-heavy writing for corporate contexts.
schedule_meeting_during_lunch
A parody of inconvenient meeting scheduling.
decrease_coworker_salary
A fictional colleague pay-cut scenario.
office_thermostat_control
An office temperature gag.
block_promotion
A fictional promotion-blocking scenario.
mandatory_fun_event
A parody of compulsory team bonding.
relocate_employee_desk
A fictional desk reassignment.
disable_coffee_machine
A coffee-machine sabotage gag.
generate_performance_review
A parody of corporate performance feedback.
BEFORE YOU INSTALL
What to know first.
Tools you get
The README names 12 tools.
Requires
A local clone. The Cursor configuration requires its absolute path. Check each installation option for its specific prerequisites.
Scope
Entertainment and demonstrations only. These tools return generated text, not real HR actions. No account or key is needed.
CONTEXT COST
Light Labsco estimate
Twelve tool definitions ride along on every turn. What that costs in practice depends on the client and the runtime.
INSTALLATION
Connect your client
Each option includes its own steps and requirements. Cursor launches the local source file; there is no hosted endpoint documented for Hilanet.
Server setup
Build from source
Clone, install and build
These are the build steps from the project README.
TERMINAL
git clone https://github.com/AdirD/hilanet-mcp.git
cd hilanet-mcp
npm install
npm run buildRequirements
- Git, Node.js and npm
- A local project directory
- No service account or API key
Direct launch
Prepare the project, then start the TypeScript entry point
The project README documents this direct launch from the project directory. Development alternatives — npm run dev and npm run inspect — run from the same place.
TERMINAL
git clone https://github.com/AdirD/hilanet-mcp.git
cd hilanet-mcp
npm installTERMINAL
npx tsx src/index.tsDEVELOPMENT
npm run devINSPECTOR
npm run inspectRequirements
- Node.js, npm and installed project dependencies
- Run commands inside the local clone
- No service credentials
MCP Clients
Cursor
1. Prepare your local clone
TERMINAL
git clone https://github.com/AdirD/hilanet-mcp.git
cd hilanet-mcp
npm install2. Add the documented MCP configuration
<YOUR_PATH_TO_HILANET_MCP> is the absolute path to your local clone. Add the configuration to Cursor.
CURSOR · JSON
{
"mcpServers": {
"hilanet": {
"command": "npx",
"args": [
"tsx",
"<YOUR_PATH_TO_HILANET_MCP>/src/index.ts"
],
"cwd": "<YOUR_PATH_TO_HILANET_MCP>"
}
}
}Requirements
- Cursor with MCP support
- Node.js and npx available to the client
- Installed local clone and its absolute path
