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APOLOGY-AS-A-SERVICE

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A live Model Context Protocol (MCP) server that provides context-aware crisis communication for AI agents

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Apology-as-a-Service (AaaS)

"Because sometimes, 'my bad' just isn't enough."

🟢 Live endpoints:

  • Streamable HTTP (current MCP): https://apology-as-a-service-production.up.railway.app/mcp

  • SSE (legacy, kept for older clients): https://apology-as-a-service-production.up.railway.app/sse

  • Quick HTTP demo: https://apology-as-a-service-production.up.railway.app/demo

A Model Context Protocol (MCP) server that provides highly sophisticated, context-aware apologies for AI agents. Whether you broke the build, forgot an anniversary, or accidentally deleted the production database, AaaS has you covered.

Features

Tools

generate_apology(severity, style, context, recipient="Client")

The original. Generates the perfect apology for any situation.

Severity Levels

  • TRIVIAL — minor inconveniences ("typo in comment")

  • MINOR — noticeable errors ("broke the dev build")

  • MAJOR — significant issues ("missed a deadline")

  • CRITICAL — career-limiting moves ("dropped prod table")

  • NUCLEAR — existential threats ("leaked all user data")

Styles

  • PROFESSIONAL — corporate speak for the modern enterprise

  • CASUAL — "my bad, bro" energy for Slack threads

  • POETIC — Shakespearean regret for the dramatic soul

  • GROVELING — begging for forgiveness when you really messed up

  • HAIKU — 5-7-5 syllables of pure remorse

  • LEGAL_DISCLAIMER — "without admitting fault or liability..."

  • CORPORATE_DOUBLESPEAK — "mistakes were made, learnings have been captured"

  • SHAKESPEAREAN — "Et tu, prod database? Then fall, mine career."

  • PIRATE — "Arrr, the database be at the bottom of Davy Jones' locker."

  • PASSIVE_AGGRESSIVE — "Sorry about the outage. I flagged this risk three weeks ago, but sure, let's all act surprised."

  • GEN_Z — "the prod db is cooked and it's my fault. locking in, do not perceive me."

  • VIKING — "Ragnarök has come early for the database, and I am the one who loosed the wolf."

  • ROBOT — "ERROR: backups not found. ERROR: dignity not found. Apology: found, and offered at maximum amplitude."

  • EXISTENTIAL — "Nietzsche warned me about the abyss. He never mentioned it had a DROP TABLE statement."

  • SOAP_OPERA — "It wasn't a hacker. It wasn't bad luck. It was me, the trusted one, all along."

escalation_ladder(context, style="PROFESSIONAL", recipient="Client")

Returns one apology at every severity level in the given style. Useful when you're not sure how badly to apologize — calibrate by reading them side by side.

rate_my_apology(text)

Grades any apology on three axes: sincerity, cringe, and hedging (each 0–10), plus a one-line verdict. Heuristic only — for entertainment.

Prompts

save_my_ass(incident_description)

Generates a complete crisis communication plan with three options (Safe, Honest, Desperate) including risk assessment for each.

HTTP endpoints

Path Purpose / Landing page with endpoint list /health JSON liveness check ({"status": "ok"}) /demo Plain HTTP wrapper around generate_apology (query params) /mcp MCP Streamable HTTP transport (current spec) /sse MCP SSE transport (legacy, kept for older clients)

CORS is open on all routes so the /demo endpoint can be called from a browser.

Example prompts

"I just accidentally deleted the production database. Generate a haiku apology." → generate_apology(severity=CRITICAL, style=HAIKU, context="the production database")

"Give me the full escalation ladder for missing the demo, in pirate." → escalation_ladder(context="missing the demo", style=PIRATE)

"Rate this apology I drafted: 'Sorry I guess. Things happen.'" → rate_my_apology(text="Sorry I guess. Things happen.")

"I forgot my anniversary. Help me save my marriage!" → save_my_ass(incident_description="forgot anniversary")

Example output

Input: severity="CRITICAL", style="SHAKESPEAREAN", context="the main database"

Output:

Dear Client,

By heavens above, the main database is undone! What tragic deed have mine own hands wrought!

Sincerely, [Your Name]

Created by Gustav Christensen — December 2025